What are you eating?

Yoz!

Got real irritated and frusfrated today... so instead of smashing things and 化悲愤为食量, i decided to make yet another of my Wu Liao series. Entitled: What are you eating?

Don't think this is all made up, it happened yesterday, and i almost caused a murder case in sch... haha! My friend got soooo 冷到. Don't think i need to explain who is who.

Pulling Hair

Thank you thank you...

Thanks for the support for my previous post Add Oil. Due to the positive feedback i ve got, i have decided to make a series of it. Tentatively, it will be named "The Wu Liao series". and i welcome better suggestions (for the title and also stories).

Here is another... Called 三毛拔毛 (San Mao Pluck Hair).

It may look like a spastic cartoon to you... but this arise from a scary incident this morning.

Today, i came back from lesson and decided to take a little nap. Took off my spectacles, and untied my hair, i m all prepared to sink in and leave the conscious world for half an hour. BUT!

To my horror!!!!! I saw a whole mess of hair beside my pillow. (and i really mean alot of hair. i couldnt even grab all of them with one hand to throw away). And I emphasize, is beside my pillow, not on it. and the hair appear on both side of the pillow. My GOD! what could have happened?? Did my turned-evil-roomie pluck off a whole bundle of my hair? Or a pervertic person decide that instead of stealing undergarment, he want to change to hair-plucking? Or someone VOODOO-ed me, and pluck off so much of my hair???

I tried very hard to recall what had happened. OH MY! I WAS THE ONE!!!! I vaguely remember myself pulling hard on my own hair (while i am 3/4 asleep, with only a quarter of consciousness to allow myself to remember what had happened). For some unknown reason why i want to do that to myself. ARGH~

I have to do something. Otherwise.... Oh no~ I dare not imagine. Maybe i ll try tying up both my hands so that i cannot pull my hair. or do i wrap up my head so that my hands cannot pluck? or....?

My Hall

Hohoho~

ever wonder how my hall looks like??? the mystery shall be uncovered today! Lets see how untidy it can get!

This is MY table! One of the only 4 pieces of furniture i have (Table, Chair, Cupboard, Bed). Without fail, anyone that comes to my room will comment that i have messy table. and they will compare it with my roomie. "I can see that your roomie is neater than you". What the?? This is called tidyness-in-the-mess. I know where are all my things ok! and i care for my books! i put them horizontally so that there pages will not become crumpled.

This is what my prof had done to me. Look at the mess of notes! Roar~ horrible! and if u can scrutinize it enough, u ll see that those are Diffusion and Random walk notes... ARGH~

After a night battling with Unit Ops, this is what i ve got on my table. mess of eraser rubbing and short segments of my hair. grrr~~~~ horrid

Hoho~ this is MY MUG! Very cute, got this bear on it and says Merry Christmas. I bought it especially for Hall. the brownish content--- my NTU best buddy--- COFFEE! and is specifically Nescafe-3-in-1-Regular.

Add Oil!

The semester is nearing the end, and this is the time where people need to add oil the most.

加油 (jia1 you2): literally means to add oil. In places like Taiwan, it means to refill petrol in vehicles. But very commonly, 加油 is used as encouragement, to means continue striving and working hard (coincide with to "to burn midnight oil", oil for burning and energy for working). It is also used in cheering.

A 无聊 inspiration while mugging for quiz last night... got it illustrated using Paint.

To all my friends who need a little encouragement:

加油加油，JYJY，嘉仪祝加油！And I only use No cholestrol, No trans-fat, Omega 3 & 6 Enriched Canola Oil and Olive Oil. Healthy living starts from OIL!

Mass-undergarment-stealing

Oh My 天! what has the world become??? there are so many weird and mad people all around the place.

few days ago, my hall has "mass-undergarment-stealing". Somehow, all the undergarment hung outside of room to dry are stolen. When i say "all", i means along the corridor, from different room and different people. (hahah~ not mine though, i didnt do laundry on that day. and i never leave my laundry unattended).

and then, when i read the newapaper today (which i haven been doing for a long long time). there is a crazy man that goes around spikking Old~cabby Kopi-O and molest them while they are unconscious. when i look at the paper, i have a (*O*)!!! look... A man, molesting other men, and men at their 50s to 60s. Grrr~~~~ what is wrong with him????!!!!

really 善哉善哉 lo! Not only the polar ice cap are melting, not only the El Nino and flood and drought, PEOPLE are getting more and more strange.

Home Comp: Get well soon

I still cannot understand how come there are so many nothing-better-to-do-nonsense-rubbish-horrible-people out there, make viruses and trojans to make others suffer? WHY!???? Tell me!!!

Somehow, i also dunnoe how, my home comp caught virus (Win32 Agent or AELUPSVC.DLL). The computer starts to restart out of nowhere. Apparently, this is a POWERFUL one, because it terminate all sorts of antivirus software. Whenever, the antivirus trys to remove it, the comp restart. NO CHANCE at all! access is denied to the root file, and i juz cant remove it. Until finally, a software claims that it can remove it, it is removed, but the comp crashed. somehow, a software problem become a hardware problem. The comp couldnt even reboot. And that means that the only chance of reinstalling window will not work also.

My sick bro, (apparently had passed on his virus to the comp, both of them are sick) try all means to saviour the comp... until this morning, he managed to reinstalled it... but as the chinese saying goes 好景不长在. after all the tedious work of installing back all the drivers and configurations, and seem like everything is gonna be ok~..... lightning struck and thunder road again.... in the midst of downloading Window service pack 2.... the comp restarted again!!!! WHY~~~~!!! why do this to us!? ROAR~

I really have no idea what to do....
and i want to re-emphasize, 无聊 people who creates viruses and malware WILL get their retribution.... someday, somehow, they will pay for all the suffering they caused others. 只是时机未到.

My Mental Age

Somehow brought up about this mental age test with CS that day. I did this test a few years back, when i was in my JC years... that time, i m 47 years old!!!! supposedly i will be 50years old now... When i did it again this time, i m 43! ROAR~ old!!! Here's my result:

您的精神年齡43歲 與您實際年齡差23歲
幼稚度24％
成熟度64％
老化度53％

(English)
Your mental age is 43 years old, 23 years difference from your actual age
Childishness 24%
Maturity 64%
Degree of Aging 53%

From: http://hk.geocities.com/ringo_rainbow/age.htm

So old~~~

Horoscope

Saw something real funny on http://ahaoreporter.blogspot.com/ and decide that i shall copy it over here.

白羊座妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊： "穿裙子时不可以荡秋千；不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内裤！"
有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说： "今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！"
妈妈生气地说："不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！ "
羊羊骄傲地说："可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的小内裤了！ "
（勇敢直率、敢做敢为的白羊）

金牛座卖瓜小贩： "快来吃西瓜，不甜不要钱！"
饥渴的牛牛：" 哇！太好了，老板，来个不甜的！"
（持家、想出轨又顾全自己的金牛）

双子座妈妈叫双双起床： "快点起来！公鸡都叫好几遍了！"
双双说： " 公鸡叫和我有什么关系？我又不是母鸡！"
（自我意识强烈、自行思维的双子）

巨蟹座公车上，蟹蟹说："今晚我要和妈妈睡！"
妈妈问道："你将来娶了媳妇也和妈妈睡阿？ "
蟹蟹不假思索：" 嗯！ "
妈妈又问："那你媳妇怎么办？"
蟹蟹想了半天，说： " 好办，让她跟爸爸睡！"
妈妈："！＠＃＄％︿＆＊???!! " 再看爸爸，已经热泪盈眶啦！
（恋母情结、依恋的巨蟹）

狮子座狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴。到了吃寿包的时候，狮狮问： "我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包？"
众人听了脸色大变。接著狮狮拨开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说： "奶奶，快看！里面还有大便！ "
众人晕的晕，吐的吐。
（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的骄傲的狮子）

处女座处处对肚脐很好奇，就问爸爸。爸爸把脐带连著胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下，说：" 婴儿离开母体之后，医生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，後来就成了肚脐。 "
处处： "那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？ "
（好奇心强又追求完美的处女）

天秤座父亲对天天说： "今天不要上学了，昨晚．．．你妈给你生了两个弟弟。你给老师说一下就行了。"
天天却回答： "爸爸，我只说生了一个；另一个，我想留著下星期不想上时再说！"
（聪明、权衡利弊的天平）

天蠍座蠍蠍刚睡著，就叫蚊子叮了一口。他起来赶蚊子，却怎么也赶不出去。没法，便指著蚊子说：" 好吧，你不出去我出去！"
边说边出了房间，把门使劲关严得意地说："哼！我今晚不进屋，非把你饿死不可！ "
（搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蝎）

射手座射射： "爸爸，为什么你有那么多白头发？ "
爸爸：" 因为你不乖，所以爸爸有好多白头发阿。"
射射：??（疑惑中）射射："那为什么爷爷全部都是白头发？"
爸爸：！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（??）（喜欢思考的射手）

摩羯座一天，羯羯跟妈妈上街；走在路上，突然下起雨来。妈妈拉过羯羯的小手，说："下雨了，快往前跑阿！"
羯羯慢条斯理地问：" 那前面就不下雨喽！？"
（明白现实懒得改变的摩羯）

水瓶座瓶瓶问妈妈： " 问什么称蒋先生为『先人』？"
妈妈说：" 因为‘ 先人 ‘是对死去的人的称呼。 "
瓶瓶说："那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鲜奶』？ "
（天生的另类、脑筋思考永远和常人不一样的水瓶）

双鱼座爸爸给鱼鱼讲小时候经常挨饿的事。听完後，鱼鱼两眼含泪，十分同情地问： "哦，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗？"
（富含丰富同情心、不分情况对象的双鱼）

My god~ i think that description fits me.

Mutated sense of smell

Mutation can occurs to anyone, anytime, any place, though its probability of occurring is extremely low. Unfortunately (I supposed), the frequency of mutation occurs extremely high in my family.... one prominent mutation is the sense of smell!

It all originated from my mum... She has an extremely POWERFUL "Spoilt-Food" identifying sense of smell.... one smell... she can tells you if the plate of veg or meat has gone bad. The food tester in my family, she has help us prevented uncountable occasions of food poisoning.

Evil bro~, able to detact slightest smell around the house, like dog smell, food smell (farrrr away~), rubbish smell from downstairs, curry chicken or been hoon smell from few houses away. However, his sense of smell has a unique ability to selectively sense what "it wants to". Such as stinking smell from his socks are selectivity filtered. This special feature has enable him to reduce the amount of time he "think-he-need-to-bath".

Myself~! Special at detacting human scent. (yes! like mozzie or vampires). ME has the ability to distinguish individual smell, especially my family members and friends around me. List of some people that I "Smell" are.... JY, RZ, RJ, G, YY, ZH, TK, papa, mama, evil bro... DO NOT be surprised if you suspect the initial represent you... cos your smell have been registered in my data base. Also, please do not assume that these people are smelly, cos smell is not equivalent to smelly.

"Mutated Sense of Smell"
Place: Canteen A
Date: 12 Mar 2007
People Involved: JY (Me), prof skinny, RZ

Scene 1:
JY (suddenly turn back to skinny): I SMELL RZ! where is RZ? i smell him!
skinny: Har? Hahahahah~~ You smell RZ? hahahahahha (skinny couldnt stop laughing).
JY: i really smell him lah!

Scene 2:
skinny (suddenly turn to JY): EH! JY! RZ really here leh!!!!! see! he over there... wearing black de! OH MY! you really smell him!
JY: OH! see!? i told ya i smell him! I go and tell him

Scene 3:
(JY find her way through the crowd to RZ)
JY: RZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SMELL YOU!!!! Just now i told skinny i smell you, then she say you are here!
RZ: HAR?! Am i that smelly??? (RZ sniff himself... )
JY: no la! not smelly, but i can recognise your smell! hahahha!!!!
RZ: Go away you freak! argh~~~~ you smell me? Cannot believe it! ROAR!!!!
JY: Hahahahhahahha
(End of Scene 3)

Yesh de~ that is what happened today. In X-Men 4, more mutation shall occurs!

6 Weird Things

Each player of this game starts off by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog.

Wah! this is difficult! ...

1. Weird sleeping time & habits. I think i have very weird sleeping time, my favourite sleeping hour is about 3am to 2pm ba. and i like afternoon naps, erm... ok, not really naps, naps are short, but i sleep for 3-4hours for my naps. apart from the time, i enjoy alot alot alot of pillows and blankets. on usual time, i have 3 blankets, 3 pillows. when i am away from home, say during holiday, i can compromise to just one each. but back home, i ll be overcrowded by all of them. hardly see space to sleep. but i love the comfy though. and i think my sleeping worms infest the entire bed. my mum/dad has all commented that they fall asleep very very easily on my bed. hahahha!!!

2. I like to wash my hands and feet. realise this when i am in sec sch or JC. have an infinity for water and washing. if i dont wash my hands often enough, i ll have this feeling that it is infested with germs and dirt. and i hates that. so I WASH I WASH I WASH WASH WASH!.

3. Short concentration span. I have very short concentration span. after awhile i ll start fidgeting, like butt got needle like that. and i ll like squirming and turning, all kind of funny thing. cannot sit still long enough to study my stuff. haiz....

4. Funny faces. I like to do funny faces to my brother. hahhhaha! if he is a video cam, he would have captured all the most spastic and weird facial expression and posture of mine. so much so he says there is nothing so "unique" as to my funny face. hahhaha! apart from him, i dont usually do that. But, some people still comment i look darn funny, have weird expression when i talk to them. 有meh? i dunnoe...

5. I dun eat shells, all types, like clam, mussles... whatever. and i dun like them too. when i see seashells i ll think it is disgusting and think of it as deadbodies. not romantic at all. got nagged by alot of ppl for being totally un-romantic already. I think flowers are breeding ground for worms, pigeons flying is associated with birds' dropping all over the place, and seashells are deadbodies of some ugly marine animals.

6. Lame? i couldnt think of any specific thing weird about myself le! but "some" (ehmpf) people have said i am "sort of" lame. hahhah! Creating jokes out of nothing and amazing linking ability to adjoint no-link topics together forming jokes-that-are-low-in-temperature. Errmmm... but this is just from some people. not alot! i am a serious, pleasant girl, quiet most of the time. How would i do that. hahah! me got good image to maintain ok~

Wah! hard time thinking of my weird stuff. hahha~~~ Thanks to chiuseng for tagging me.

People that i wanna tagged are:

Evil Bro, JieYing, SiangLeng..... grr~ cant think of anymore, not many of my frens blog. so be it... 50% discount, 3 persons. hahha!!!

13min -- When miracle happens

Do miracles occur? Yes, definitely, it is only a problem when we see it.
In engineering, we always know that ideal situation do not occurs. But... we may get as close to ideality as possible, what about an efficiency of 99.9%.

Today! I experienced a miracle. How much can you do in 13min?
13min... All it takes, from the moment I woke up, to sitting in Lecture Theatre for test. Nope, don't mistaken, i didnt stay in the LT or outside the LT, neither is it a nap.

After studying till wayyyy early in the morning, I went to bed, with Lavendar aroma (essential oil) in every corner of the tiny room. (my fren said that was sucidal, lavendar aroma on test night can really concuss people) That was the third day of my experiment for aromatherapy for treating insomnia. The next thing I know, I opened my eyes, and shocked to find out that it is 8.50am. (woke myself, no alarm was ringing, no phone ringing, nothing!) For ya info, my test is at 9am.

8.50!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?! Oh My God! ARGH~~~~~~~ HOW!!!!!?????

I double the check the time with my clock, alarm clock, and triple check with handphone. REALLY 8.50am, no joke. and there is a sms on my phone.

CS:"the test is at mlt ar?"

I was about to reply (wonder why i do it when i am left with 10min to get to LT for test), typing half way, when the phone rang.

"Hello. JY ar, where is the test ar?"
"Is at LT1a. (how come i am still so calm?). ARGH! DIE LE! I just woke up! (yea, this should be the way... anxious!)"
"... HAR?!"
"Die le!!!!"
"okok... byebye"

I put down the phone, and was lost for about 10sec. Should i brush my teeth first or change my clothes first. or .... ??? Then, i took my toothbrush with toothpaste and ran to toilet to brush my teeth. After that, i ran back into my room to change. and then pick up my bag and ran off to the busstop.

Should i wait for the unpredictable bus? (NTU shuttle bus can take year~~~ to arrive sometimes). Or should i run? (this may be faster if the bus dont come)

No! i shall wait. The bus will definitely come. It will!

and so i waited..... chanting to myself.... BUS!!! COME!!! HURRY!!! BUS!!!! APPEAR!!!

i think the bus "felt" my call! in less than a min, it appeared!!!!!!!
OH! IT CAME!!!!

I hopped on the bus and waited for my destination. in the meantime, i call CS, but he din answer. "oh! has the test started???" i said to myself. and at this point, my phone rang again...

"JY, where are you le?"
"I am on the bus le! at NIE side"
"oh?! that s fast! should be able to make it"
"yah yah, should be reaching in 2-3min. you guys all settled already?"
"sitting down now... hurry come"
"okok!"

as true as it can be, my destinated busstop came into sight, i alighted (no... i should say jump out) from the bus, and ran up the stairs towards the LT. I RUN I RUN I RUN RUN RUN! I CAN! Passer-by must think i am mad.

GRR~ how come nobody outside the LT? i went in, and found my seat in 2sec. head straight, and sat down. The screen infront says "Do not Start YET". PHEW~~~~ i am not late. 9:03!!!with a sip of water and took out my formula sheet and stationery, i look around... nobody started yet.
"You can start now. It is 9.05 now. We will end at 10.25"

The trauma was kept until after the test, i can still feel the blood gushing. How did i did it? haha! i can only say, miracles do happen.
I told CS i arrived in 13min, him, and every other people i told asked me the same question "did u brush your teeth?" ..... YESH DE! I did!. and CS conclude i should go and 烧香还神, same thoughts here, pray to ancestors and all gods who helped me.

So much about how lucky i am. but i hope i dont have more of such traumatising morning adventure. Just let me wake in time ok!

The End??

结局。结束。结果。
我们常常都在追求一个结局。

“结果呢？！”

追求一个我们所想看到的结局。所谓完美的结局。

“王子和公主快乐的生活在一起。”
世上哪有这种事啊？一点也不真实。

“男孩和女孩的故事终究不能继续”
“医生说出家属最不想听的那句话，‘我们尽力了’。”
“快乐的童话不属于他们。”
哎哟！怎么这样啊？！难道好人就没好报吗？有情人不能在一起吗？

哦！就这样啊？草草了事麻！

真实，又有几何是称心如意的？多少次，我们能得到完整的结局？
现实，总是草草的，不是吗？
多少花，能结果？多少花，开了又落？
结不结，又有何关紧要？只要灿烂过，盛开过。

（一口气写了一大段废话，你可能觉得我一定感触良多，经历了什么。想知道灵感吗？知道了一定觉得我很无聊。卖个关子，我不说。想知道，就自己问我吧！）

Once again

Once again, i ve proven that time is not a constant, and it really can fly. In a blink of eyes, recess week has come to an end, same for CNY, officially ended juz now. Yup, juz now is 元宵节, the last day of chinese new year, the first full moon of the new year. The significance of an ending and a new start. Am i? i don't know.

for the pass one week (or two i should say), i barely had enough time to finish up whatever i NEED to hand up. The others? haha, i don't know. Perhaps i ve got really drained by all the reports (elective report, lab report, tech comm report, and tutorial discussion).

Though overwhelmed by all the work, it might have been my happiest week since the beginning of the year (and i mean the solar calendar, not lunar). I am back in my own world! I may still be nagged by my parents, for sleeping at weird hours (i sleep at 5am and wake at 2pm... opps!), my bro may be at home (but he never bothers me, and when i am bored, he is there for me to disturb), but i enjoy the 清静，宁静，安静，and isolation. i do what i like, sleep like i want to, 难得放纵的吃我想吃的东西, and watch tv like i used to. that feeling is so long lost.

Nevermind the low achievement this recess, nevermind the school work, nevermind the gained weight, nevermind the noisy construction... at least i am me again.

难得放纵

难得快乐

难得我是我

难得还有难得

2007 March 5 12:10am, back to school, back to being a student, i leave the indulgence world of mine...

舍。得。

舍掉慵懒，得到努力

舍去过去，得到未来

舍弃紧握的拳头，得到世界的拥抱

Suddenly

突然间 毫无缘故
霎那间 感情泛滥
忽然间 不知所措

不知不觉，眉头以深锁了不知许久。
是时间？是我？还是别的？

走到最后，是最后？还是新的开始？
闭上眼睛，看不见，但一切都没变。
睁开眼睛，面对的，始终没办法逃。