JiaYee's Award 2006

Yeah!!!! Today is independent day... celebrating the day we gain freedom once again (*temporary though*)
Last paper... Ch3003 Chemical Thermodynamic mark the end of Year2 Sem1. 30th Nov 2006, 11:45am i (we) walked out of the COLD~ hall C.... relief and free~.... Last paper done!!!! yeah!

To conclude this sem... i shall give out a few awards to certain people... for being special this semester. Not that the rest are not important, but in certain period of time, there are bound to be people that play a more significant role, and less in other time... so before the mediacorp 红星大奖 starts, the 嘉仪大奖 (or 讲..haha) shall go first. here it goes.

(format as follows....
Award ------ Awardee ------
reason)

Best MSN ChatMate: Slackie--Chiu Seng
midnight chat on msn till 5am in the morning, and an active participant of shuzheng-jiayee's sister-talk. also has weird sleeping habits like me, study till dawn and sleep till the sun is above the head. always on msn to talk crap... sooo 实至名归!!

Best LectureMate: Crazie--Shu Zheng--Panda dean
lecture partner throughout the semester. always beside to let me disturb and gossip. haha... started the shuzheng-jiayee's sister-talk and conference. protect me from certain orange-highlighter... make me sooo 感动! thanks girl!

Best Helpline & Sii-Fuu: Farnie--Tata Kuan--He-Who-Get-One-More-Mark-Than-Me
The origin and sii-fuu (师傅) of cold-aura... under his 细心教导 和 循循善诱, i acquired the ultimate cold-aura power... thanks for nagging and bearing with my "hello~ 我是嘉仪，我有问题!!!"... always a phone call away to solutions! thank you thank you.

Best LabReport-Support-Group: ATP--All Types of Professors
Always around to help with lab report... without them... i might have chew up all my lab report already... special thanks to the excel-kings and bookworm coli.

Best Tolerant: Roomie--Fin
able to tolerate one whole semester of lame joke, constant "roarings", weird sleeping habits and other funny behavoirs. note that previous recipent of this award includes weiling (ex-roomie). and the ultimate lifettime holder of the award by my evil bro. 16years of torture, and yet still alive and kicking... that is POWERFUL! hahha

Best Manufacturer: Papa & Mama
a must-thank in all award ceremony... they definitely deserve an award. Produced the Limited-Edition Poh-Siblings in the year 1986 and 1990 respectively... the first product being the better one (obviously!). After service and maintenance is superb!!!

These are the special awards (me dun wanna be 长气 and go on and on like old-grand-mama).. last but not least, thanks to all, whether or not you are mentioned..

Enjoy your holiday to the fullest!

Meaningful

to those people that have enough of my laming and cold-jokes... here's something meaningful...

from the best sheep in the world... he said he learnt this, and he wanna share with me... and i thought that i should post this. here it goes...

Every yesterday is already a dream
Every tomorrow is only a vision
But every today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness
and every tomorrow a vision of hope

Few words, but a lifetime to learn.

Hot Bath~ Best Companion

Introducing my Hall Life Best Companion---(*druming*)---
HOT BATH!

when i say hot bath... it is REALLY HOT... not warm... is HOT... so hot your fingers cannot tahan the heat.
My hall life has negligible entertainment... apart from the laptop (which is my only contact with the outside world... )... Bathing become my favourite past time. HAHAHAH!!!

I had a real bad headache just now... feeling more discomfort than usual headache... after resting... i conclude lying down itself dun help... i need a HOT SHOWER.. so there i go... hoping that the heat can curb the cracking head.

I stood under the intense HOT water... that came gushing down on my tensed up neck and shoulder. RELIEF~~~ the feeling is sooooo GOOD~
and so i thought maybe a little massage can help too... my right hand reach out and massage my left shoulder... Argh! hot! my fingers couldnt stand the heat... then my left hand... both retract in the end to let the water do the job. at this moment, i realise the bathroom became really blur~ and misty~. MY GOD! the water was That HOT! I half-cooked myself!! finally.... i came back... with a satisfied soul... what can i say... hot hot bath in NTU never let me down. POWERFUL heater that always relief the tensed shoulder.

Super-Hot-bath -->
-Increase Heat Transfer
-Dilate the Blood Vessels
-Relief the Tensed-Neck&Shoulder
-Curb the Cracking Head
-Physical Cleansing that Remove Impurities
-Refresh the Senses
-Favourite PastTime
-BEST COMPANION!
(*Clap Clap Clap*)
(Wah i think i have potential to be advertisement script writer. hahah!)

In a Grumpy Mood

Well I am in a grumpy mood since i came back into this room after drowning-fluids exam.. maybe is the lighting, the only light source is my table lamp (and a little from the window).... the rest of the room is gloomy (and infested with mozzie i think)... just bear with me... let me grumble and whine abit... i promise i ll make it short k! (*finger crossed*)

Grumble 1: Letter to the mozzies!
I know i have been into the mozzie thing alot these days... BUT.... not enough! here s letter to the mozzies.

Dearest mozzie,
Hi mozzie, I am jiayee, your food source here. I have a little request regarding your meals.
As a real kind hearted soul, I sincerely dun mind donating a little of my precious blood as your sumptious meals (i know i am sweet... muahahha). but the itchiness is irritating... can you feed properly next time, and make sure you dun drool all over my skin... all the dunnoe-what-secretion from you make me real itchy. hmpf~~~
And, more IMPORTANTLY!! can you pleaaassseee STOP feeding on my sole??? maybe you didnt take biology, but human sole has the thickest skin in the entire body. cutting thru that thick skin can spoil your razor! DUMB! and... i m sure there are better blood elsewhere... like the hands or legs... not the sole please. you dunnoe how horrible it feels when you have a itchy sole... but wear shoe and cannot scratch. even if can scratch, it gets more and more itchy, together with alittle painfulness. PLEASE STOP THIS!!! ROAR!
And that s all i wanna say. Seek your coorperation and understanding. Any inconvenience is utmost apologised.
Yours sincerely
Jia Yee

Grumble 2: Conversation of Michael-Stomacher and Brain-Pitt Part 2
After many days of quarrelling...
Michael-Stomacher and Brain-Pitt just came back from an after-fluid-paper-meal at canteenA. Michael-Stomacher finally had a VERY FULL lunch... fishball-noodles... with volumous amount of noodle. So much that Michael-Stomacher cant finish. here s there conversation...

Michael-Stomacher: SOOOOO FULL~~~~ the aunty mad le! gimme sooo much noodle... she thought i infinite capacity de! CRAZY! now i feel so uncomfy.
Brain-Pitt: OH! Still dare to say! now i feel darn drowsy... all you fault! all the Blood goes to you... and you dare to complain somemore... you din finish your noodle lo! throw away so much!!!! BAD KARMA!
Michael-Stomacher: Eh~ i eat is for your sake lo! i dun eat, you where got energy to think of World Peace~~?! you think i like to eat alot meh! have to work very hard leh!!!
Brain-Pitt: EH~? for me!?! i dun think so ba! you always say..."I Live to EAT!" greedy-noisy-spastic-stomach says it's for my sake! i puke! good-for-nothing but make noise.. aunty give too little tofu you complain, too much noodle you complain, hungry complain, full also must complain. ROAR! shall Ignore you... me go shut-down and rest le.!
Michael-Stomacher: ....... (*one person say everything... i ve no more 台词了*)

ok~ done with it... did i say i ll keep it short? hohoho... k... me sleepy le. no more energy to grumble... so shall end here.

Mozziology

That night, cold and quiet, with the humid air that soften even the coldest and hardest fluids notes (to become as nuan~ as toilet paper, the soft kind). The 3 musketeers gather at NIE. The three, has secluded themselves for many days, hopeing that the evil night never comes. But... here comes the day.... what has to come, has to come... none of them can escape.

"All for one, and one for ALL". And then... it all begins...

The strongest of them all, RenJian, begins his night of BLOODSHED~ Together, he brought his formidable shield--Mozzie Repellent.
The weakest of the three, Lamie, got attacked yet and again, feeling defenceless~ Still, she has her last resort--Nothing-Compare-Cream... aka 无比膏!
The not-so-strong-and-weak, RongZheng, was too desensitised, tired of all the killings and fighting, he choose to sit and watch the brave RenJian protect us all.

For our victory~ For renjian gege~

(*below is the picture of our victory. the gruesome photo may cause discomfort in some individuals*)

These are just part of them, another few are at another table. The white cream are Insect-Repellent, idea of the evil 2 RJ & RZ, to suffocate the dying mozzies.

oh my god!

Oh My God!!!
Now is 4:16AM... why am i blogging at this hour? good question~ because a real funny/horrid/kua-zhang thing happened!
I AM HUNGRY~
yesh~ i am real hungry now, hungry, but don't feel like eating. so here's the psychological vs. physical battle... my body is lack of glucose and ATPs, but the brain refuse to eat. here's their conversation...

Michael-Stomacher says: ARGH~ I want FOOD!!!!

Brain-Pitt says: Dun want lah! you very pig leh~ so late already, gonna sleep soon le, eat now later indigestion. fall asleep wont feel the hunger le.. maybe can dream of a feast! muahahha~

Michael-Stomacher says: You idiot ar!? tell lies will have BAD karma de~ and you think so easy to dream of what you want ar? dream tonight saved for exam questions de, hopefully dream of the answers as well!! kkkekekeke!!

Brain-Pitt says: Spastic! never seen a more spastic stomach than you... think of food all day! can you pleassssse upgrade yourself, be more interllectual and class like me... think of the past, the present and the future, think of how to create "World-Peace~".

Michael-Stomacher says: EH~?! Who is the spastic one lo! I am STOMACH leh, dun think of food think of what???!!! and i repeat... I want FOOD~ no food no ATPs no pyruvate no acetyl-coA and you'll die~ dun even need to think of world peace.

Brain-Pitt says: grumble grumble... make noise all the time... RoAr! purposedly DUN eat~ lallalal~~~ dun eat dun eat~ see you how la~ hahahhah!!!

Michael-Stomacher says: WHEY~~~~

BUT.... that's not the main point
Main point is, my unhappy-stomach is making so much noise, or can call it a concert-band-performance. So loud and high, that it is disturbing my asleep-roomie!
(*she's a light-sleeper though, hmm...am i trying to defend myself the "noise" isnt "that" loud?*)

half of exam done

Yeah, half of the examination for this sem is over. (i wonder should i be happy bout that, another 3 more papers to agonise over... and there goes my roomie, over and done with exam and off to vivocity to shop. roar~~~).

So far, HS803 Comparative society, CH2007 Computational methods for chemical engineering, and Ch2005 Biomolecular engineering II are done! shihlingling is real kind, her paper is so "user-friendly", finished it in 1hour.
hmmppf... make me angry talking about computing. sunshine had joined the evil force, he is no longer sunshine. set some difficult and sure-not-enough-time-to-do qns. ROAR! error here and there. and some spastic mistake i dun even know why i made them. tata is right, "as spastic as jiayee".
and bio! i dun even know why i bother to sleep this morning, went to bed at 5am (note is not a typo error, 5AM), and couldnt sleep, the oxaloacetate and acetyl-coA and lipid protein glucose just couldnt stop oscillating in my brain (brain has lots of protein and use large amount of glucose and ATPs, so you can understand, they are yi4 huo3 de). 7am, my phone rang, someone msg me goodluck for exam, and i barely slept yet. and 7.30am, declare time to wake up. i bathed, drank my ginseng-infested-concentrated-drink and stuffed 3 cheese-buns into my mouth. yesh, i stuffed, just to make such my stomach dont have orchestra performance in the midst of my bio paper. guessed like 1/4 of the answers. haiz... at least now it's over.

came back just now and had a 2 hours nap. the weather is soooo good~. if not for the urban planning paper tml, i would have slept more. but cannot le! so much more to go!!! and why am i still here typing? roar~ (*fly off*)

I WANT SLEEP

it has been shown scientifically human beings are animal with some basic instinct and innate drives that we cannot run away from. this friend of mine is craving for chicken soup... thinking of it since the beginning of the week till sunday morning 4am, waiting for sun to shine, and soup to come. Me? i cant think of any food that i crave for now... all i can think of is... SLEEP. Yesh~

I want sleep... I need sleep... I desire sleep....
I want to sleep
Alot alot alot of sleep
Sleep like it's nobody's business
Sleep without setting alarm clock
Sleep till I am too tired of sleeping
Sleep till the sun rise and set
Sleep till my bro think I'm dead
I want to sleep

ROAR~ can u feel how badly i want to sleep? how badly i want to enjoy one of the best and beloved joy of my life? the kind of sleep that you know you are totally relax. nothing waiting for you to rush when you open your eyes. laze on the bed like you are a worm squirmming there. laze there watching the clock tick, watching it pass 2pm.. thinking of the "lunch" you wanna eat when you wake up..later. and confused over the choice of food. haiz... in conclusion, i want to sleep.

exam inspiration

Yesterday night, or should i say this morning, yea, i came up with this short short paragraph of "article" (too short to be considered one). here it goes...

把心灵填满，在空的世界也不会感到空虚，因为心中没有容得下寂寞的位子。空空的心，再多的声音也不会赶走午夜的寂静。路是自己的，再蜿蜒，再曲折，都要自己走下去，因为世界不会为你停留，你也不能停留在自己的世界。身边的过路人，只能给予暂时的鼓励，剩下的只有自己了。走下去的勇气，来自填满的心灵。自信的心，我握在手里。平淡的心，我放在心里。风大雨大，我漫步风雨。

Abit lame, but never mind. not exactly in a Arty~ mood for good writing (was studying computing at that time, so you can understand kinda mood i m in..) shall improve after the exam!

Battle of Bairstow & ATPs

today is the 10th Nov, u might be thinking that all the ATPs must be mugging for the coming battle with AMPs. but no~ we have a more immediate enemy, Bairstow!

yesterday, ATPs clarified with prof kyu bout what he requires for our mathematica assignment 4 qns5. unfortunately, we got the most unwanted answer---Bairstow! ROAR~ nightmare.
"So many profs, put your brains together, i m sure u all will be able to come up with Bairstow".

maybe i m too engrossed with mathematica nowadays, that me respond system become lagging, i only came up with respond hours later. but it s ok, next time he wan us to do some problem... i shall tell him this.

"Sorry sir! that's not my specialisation. I only specialised in telling lame jokes, my field of study is "Lameology"- highly specialised, not many people study it. development of the air-conditioning system is highly suspected to be a result of lameology."

Dean shall continue..."yesh de~ i specialise in Panda Stare, Laughing, and saying Hi~ & Bye~ so important in HR-skill and building rapport with the profs".

Yesh de... you might be wondering what the other s specialisation are... let me tell ya.

Tata specialises in Hiding-Behind-The-Yellow-Rubbish-Bin. and you might be thinking what use is there? This is a highly IMPORTANT skill, to take cover from all potential enemies, putting oneself in the most strategic location and hence most advantageous position. He can see you, but you cant see him!!!

Bunnie specialises in eating Buns, and influencing others to eat Bun, an addiction to bun can be so powerful. Imagine you are addicted to buns and suddenly came the day without bun! oh no~~ oh! almost miss this out, he "might be" capable of a breakthru in human technology---Turning into a CANDYFLOSS. more info of this research project, pls approach dean and Bunnie.

Slackie specialises in sleeping and dozing in class. Have you realise many students fall asleep in class? yesh de, that s becos of him, spreading the virus that all fall aslp, then, he will have less competitors. What a highly intelligent way of excelling!

Skinnie need no introduction, she specialises in becoming skinnie, eat more~ and yet skinnie. Combine with the swift-as-thunder-cold-stare. Oh~mighty.

Last but not least Suppie. He specialises in making bookworm coli. the coliform that is capable of searching thru all the book/internet/journal/bedsheet/table/cupboard... ANYWHERE! watch out, one is right beside yoU! another new research program is... the stalk-shield. crucial in protecting the members of council with his invincible shield in time of need.
Yesh de~ Prof, programming is not our forte. but if you get too bored, feel free to approach me for a lame joke.

"Sir! your mathematica very lame leh! always use MatrixForm and TABLEform... very tired wor, no CHAIRS how to sit?!"

20th Birthday~ Thank you all my friends!

Thank you! Thank you everyone~
Yesh de~ today is my 20th Birthday~~ 2nd bday in NTU spent mugging.
old le old le... no longer a kid. hahah~~

ok... where should i start?? ok, yesterday, "eve" of my bday, a friend of mine insisted to buy me a cake, hmm... i didnt want want him to waste money... so i said no~! like i said, he insisted, so he bought it. he said i din know the importance of my bday. (Really, i appreciated all the effort he put in) But then again, to me, bday is juz another day. I am glad enough juz to receive wishings and greetings from friends. moral of the story is....

真心的祝福，一句就够了. 谢谢

Oh! and today!! my dear panda dean (and her equally lame subordinateS)... after scheming and planning for dunnoe-how-long... yup they came up with the idea to celebrate bday for me!
sob sobz... so previledged to be the first one in ATP to have bday celebrated. I shall be the start, more to come definitely. yesh de yesh de... initialization usually takes some mutated species to start the ball rolling. hahah~

oh, and all the while, dean says she will be soooo busy, cos she need to get really BIG box for my present. (*hmm... so what if she cant find BIG box?*) she say she ll get small boxes (small elementary units) and integrate them together. wow~ only good engineers can think of that! (*so how is she gonna get it delivered to sch?*) oh! the carry-man is always there to do the delivery... yesh~ so nice of her... 感动到~~

finally is the day, dean was assigned the task of buying me cake (an American Cheese Cake! nice tasty delicious cake...), and she got me a red-box-present, (inside is 蔡淳佳 CD!!! ~~~看过了日出，等到了晴天，~~等一个晴天~~我们会再相见~~lalalal~~) and also a bday card... shall not commend on the things they wrote... anyway, nobody will understand what u all are wrting except ourselves.... haha... dear ppl out there~ u ll need excellent mathematica and C programming skill to understand that... decode, encode, and decode again, shift enter shift enter.... hahahahha!!!!

okok... no more crapping... (*serious serious*) I m real touched, 真的很感动 (*wah! got chinese subtitle somemore, juz incase some people wanna read the chinese/english translation*). though i never show it by a few drops of tears... but... really hen gan dong! (*maybe late into the night i might look at the card and start sobbing and then smudge all the words..... hahah~*) Perhaps i m too used to keeping my emotions to myself, that i have difficulties expressing them... sometimes, yea, juz sometimes.

last but not least! Thanks again for all the 祝福. i ll keep them well~ till the next bday. haha. Hopefully i can get Alot alot alot of A+. haha! yesh~ rest of the wishes ... hmm.. let me think of it first. i m not greedy de.

Ok! some picture taken juz now... Oh, today all of us wear WHITE! all of us~ haha..
Special thanks to chiuseng for the pictures!!! (*Clap clap*)

All of us!! thank you thank you~

ATP

Rankine Division

4 future Tai Tais, lead by TTTT

Special appearance: Visiting Scholars

My red-box-present

Came back room after, and saw my roomie sleeping... all dark... and a present and card on my table... guess what she gimme?? 7 bars of Mentos!!! haha... so nice of her~ I feel soooo fortunate! Thanks fin~! (we took this photo, so that she can send to her parents back at vietnam. Uncle aunty, no worry, your daughter have an abit-crazy-but-very-nice-roommate!)

Prelude

waayyyy before my bday, dear sl, jy and pf already gimme instalment of present le. and today, specially send me the rest of the balance. (and escort me back to bench) hahah~~~ thanks!!

Wrote this during lecture

It was the last lecture of Urban Planning, and i was real ZzZ-ed (Super sleepy that is). then i wrote this "poem"...

我累了。。。

慢慢感觉你的重量
慢慢感觉你不受控制
慢慢失去你的信任
慢慢输给了时间
输给了你

Yesh de~ can see the meaning inside?? if you use mathematica program, code "FullSimplified"... you ll get this output:

"Heavy Eyelids"

Muahahah~~~ yesh de... what a nice way to express my sleepiness.

The Alphabets

Once i receive such a sms from one of my fren. It goes like this...

"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
The person who invented the alphabets must be a genius, but he made a serious message of putting U and I so far apart."

Very sweet message right. But sometime later, i realise a even sweeter part, when i made some typo error when typing.

"The person who invented the keyboard must have realise the mistake, that's why he place U and I side by side."

How sweet of him(or her).