yesterday, ATPs clarified with prof kyu bout what he requires for our mathematica assignment 4 qns5. unfortunately, we got the most unwanted answer---Bairstow! ROAR~ nightmare.
"So many profs, put your brains together, i m sure u all will be able to come up with Bairstow".
maybe i m too engrossed with mathematica nowadays, that me respond system become lagging, i only came up with respond hours later. but it s ok, next time he wan us to do some problem... i shall tell him this.
"Sorry sir! that's not my specialisation. I only specialised in telling lame jokes, my field of study is "Lameology"- highly specialised, not many people study it. development of the air-conditioning system is highly suspected to be a result of lameology."
Dean shall continue..."yesh de~ i specialise in Panda Stare, Laughing, and saying Hi~ & Bye~ so important in HR-skill and building rapport with the profs".
Yesh de... you might be wondering what the other s specialisation are... let me tell ya.
Tata specialises in Hiding-Behind-The-Yellow-Rubbish-Bin. and you might be thinking what use is there? This is a highly IMPORTANT skill, to take cover from all potential enemies, putting oneself in the most strategic location and hence most advantageous position. He can see you, but you cant see him!!!
Bunnie specialises in eating Buns, and influencing others to eat Bun, an addiction to bun can be so powerful. Imagine you are addicted to buns and suddenly came the day without bun! oh no~~ oh! almost miss this out, he "might be" capable of a breakthru in human technology---Turning into a CANDYFLOSS. more info of this research project, pls approach dean and Bunnie.
Slackie specialises in sleeping and dozing in class. Have you realise many students fall asleep in class? yesh de, that s becos of him, spreading the virus that all fall aslp, then, he will have less competitors. What a highly intelligent way of excelling!
Skinnie need no introduction, she specialises in becoming skinnie, eat more~ and yet skinnie. Combine with the swift-as-thunder-cold-stare. Oh~mighty.
Last but not least Suppie. He specialises in making bookworm coli. the coliform that is capable of searching thru all the book/internet/journal/bedsheet/table/cupboard... ANYWHERE! watch out, one is right beside yoU! another new research program is... the stalk-shield. crucial in protecting the members of council with his invincible shield in time of need.
Yesh de~ Prof, programming is not our forte. but if you get too bored, feel free to approach me for a lame joke.
"Sir! your mathematica very lame leh! always use MatrixForm and TABLEform... very tired wor, no CHAIRS how to sit?!"
1 comment:
Hey dear,
Wah so many terms that i don't understand..all mathematical terms ah..and your frens sound like super heroes. hehe..but i enjoy reading your posts.
hehe. i only understood the air-conditioning part..cos i am one of the member of Air Conditioning Society.
ok la..good luck for your battle. May the force be with you! ;p
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