Saturday, November 25, 2006

oh my god!

Oh My God!!!
Now is 4:16AM... why am i blogging at this hour? good question~ because a real funny/horrid/kua-zhang thing happened!
I AM HUNGRY~
yesh~ i am real hungry now, hungry, but don't feel like eating. so here's the psychological vs. physical battle... my body is lack of glucose and ATPs, but the brain refuse to eat. here's their conversation...

Michael-Stomacher says: ARGH~ I want FOOD!!!!

Brain-Pitt says: Dun want lah! you very pig leh~ so late already, gonna sleep soon le, eat now later indigestion. fall asleep wont feel the hunger le.. maybe can dream of a feast! muahahha~

Michael-Stomacher says: You idiot ar!? tell lies will have BAD karma de~ and you think so easy to dream of what you want ar? dream tonight saved for exam questions de, hopefully dream of the answers as well!! kkkekekeke!!

Brain-Pitt says: Spastic! never seen a more spastic stomach than you... think of food all day! can you pleassssse upgrade yourself, be more interllectual and class like me... think of the past, the present and the future, think of how to create "World-Peace~".

Michael-Stomacher says: EH~?! Who is the spastic one lo! I am STOMACH leh, dun think of food think of what???!!! and i repeat... I want FOOD~ no food no ATPs no pyruvate no acetyl-coA and you'll die~ dun even need to think of world peace.

Brain-Pitt says: grumble grumble... make noise all the time... RoAr! purposedly DUN eat~ lallalal~~~ dun eat dun eat~ see you how la~ hahahhah!!!

Michael-Stomacher says: WHEY~~~~

BUT.... that's not the main point
Main point is, my unhappy-stomach is making so much noise, or can call it a concert-band-performance. So loud and high, that it is disturbing my asleep-roomie!
(*she's a light-sleeper though, hmm...am i trying to defend myself the "noise" isnt "that" loud?*)

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