In a Grumpy Mood

Well I am in a grumpy mood since i came back into this room after drowning-fluids exam.. maybe is the lighting, the only light source is my table lamp (and a little from the window).... the rest of the room is gloomy (and infested with mozzie i think)... just bear with me... let me grumble and whine abit... i promise i ll make it short k! (*finger crossed*)

Grumble 1: Letter to the mozzies!
I know i have been into the mozzie thing alot these days... BUT.... not enough! here s letter to the mozzies.

Dearest mozzie,
Hi mozzie, I am jiayee, your food source here. I have a little request regarding your meals.
As a real kind hearted soul, I sincerely dun mind donating a little of my precious blood as your sumptious meals (i know i am sweet... muahahha). but the itchiness is irritating... can you feed properly next time, and make sure you dun drool all over my skin... all the dunnoe-what-secretion from you make me real itchy. hmpf~~~
And, more IMPORTANTLY!! can you pleaaassseee STOP feeding on my sole??? maybe you didnt take biology, but human sole has the thickest skin in the entire body. cutting thru that thick skin can spoil your razor! DUMB! and... i m sure there are better blood elsewhere... like the hands or legs... not the sole please. you dunnoe how horrible it feels when you have a itchy sole... but wear shoe and cannot scratch. even if can scratch, it gets more and more itchy, together with alittle painfulness. PLEASE STOP THIS!!! ROAR!
And that s all i wanna say. Seek your coorperation and understanding. Any inconvenience is utmost apologised.
Yours sincerely
Jia Yee

Grumble 2: Conversation of Michael-Stomacher and Brain-Pitt Part 2
After many days of quarrelling...
Michael-Stomacher and Brain-Pitt just came back from an after-fluid-paper-meal at canteenA. Michael-Stomacher finally had a VERY FULL lunch... fishball-noodles... with volumous amount of noodle. So much that Michael-Stomacher cant finish. here s there conversation...

Michael-Stomacher: SOOOOO FULL~~~~ the aunty mad le! gimme sooo much noodle... she thought i infinite capacity de! CRAZY! now i feel so uncomfy.
Brain-Pitt: OH! Still dare to say! now i feel darn drowsy... all you fault! all the Blood goes to you... and you dare to complain somemore... you din finish your noodle lo! throw away so much!!!! BAD KARMA!
Michael-Stomacher: Eh~ i eat is for your sake lo! i dun eat, you where got energy to think of World Peace~~?! you think i like to eat alot meh! have to work very hard leh!!!
Brain-Pitt: EH~? for me!?! i dun think so ba! you always say..."I Live to EAT!" greedy-noisy-spastic-stomach says it's for my sake! i puke! good-for-nothing but make noise.. aunty give too little tofu you complain, too much noodle you complain, hungry complain, full also must complain. ROAR! shall Ignore you... me go shut-down and rest le.!
Michael-Stomacher: ....... (*one person say everything... i ve no more 台词了*)

ok~ done with it... did i say i ll keep it short? hohoho... k... me sleepy le. no more energy to grumble... so shall end here.