I Guess

Battle Field -- Level 4 -- Stage 5 -- I Guess I Guess I Guess Guess Guess

Last instalment of Battle Field Level 4. After a couple of days recuperating at the land of far far away, EEY AIJ HOP became slacken mentally. It became especially tough to regain the drive and agressiveness.

So, in a real relax pace... it prepare for the final battle... in its mind is all the wonderful things that it want to do after the battle.

The battle itself was in a relax pace as well... no rushy-ness... but a guessing game for EEY AIJ HOP. Guess??? yesh... guess that is... lack of preparation, a slacken mind, it couldnt remember all it needs to... and everything seemed like a mist of blurry. In situation like this, guessing is the only thing to do.

Nevermind the result (for now). EEY AIJ HOP left. After about a month of seclusion in "Pulau Bukit NTU", the time has finally come to declare the end of seclusion. (Yes, I know Pulau is island and Bukit is hill, but that just serves to emphasize how Ulu the place is. )

With all its things packed, EEI AIJ HOP 离开这个伤心地, and set its journey to the land of far far away. To the place where everything beings, a place where it started out, a place it wants to belong, a place where it can wear pajamas and jump around but nobody would give a glance.

Yup, my job is done. After this final instalment of Battle Field Level 4, the next level should only arrive some time much later. (hahah! Preview: Inbetween there might be a special level... Level 4.5... hahha) In the meantime... I would be updating on my holiday and also maybe some 散文. Haven write for a long long time, so should take some time to complete. Till then, if I think it is appropriate enough, I will post, otherwise, the articles shall just sit in my lappy.

Bad. Very Bad

Battle Field -- Level 4 -- Stage 4 -- Bad. Very Bad.

This is the second last report for battle field series, a very disheartening one. I witness EEY AIJ HOP stumbled and fell, injured and bled, I see the broken hand and leg. I see how it tries to savior the situation till the very last second -- to no avail.

As predicted, the combined attack by "Kind & motherly-but-no-longer" and "He who think he is merciful" is formidable.

So much so for EEY AIJ HOP's stress and backache the night before the battle, the pain endured did not pay back. The once optimistic EEY AIJ HOP lost hope and faith once again. "No mankind is kind" -- it strongly believe.

Right now, EEY AIJ HOP just want to recuperate from the badly injured battle, in it's most familiar place, the place where it call home. The place where it knows it will be safe and peaceful. A place far away from battle field.

Till the next battle, it shall endure.

Battle Field - Unpredictables. Misinterpret. Shivers.

Battle Field -- Level 4 -- Stage 3 -- A Battle of the Unpredictables and Shivers

Third battle of the series. All the way from yesterday, EEY AIJ HOP had been browsing through the martial manuals in a relax tempo. That's because today was an open-everything battle... bring in one tonne of papers and book if you wish to. And so, nothing to memorise about.

As for the opponent, is the all time scary Unpredictable-Prof. His strength is to STUNNED his opponent with Never-See-Before-Attacks. and so, there is nothing much EEY AIJ HOP can do, except to know all its own stuff and imagine all the possible scenarios. It even became a little paranoid trying to think of all the worst scenarios.

The battle place was cold-but-not-too-cold, and somehow, EEY AIJ HOP was nervous, the thought of an unfinished battle kept hovering on it's head. Then, it's hands start to shiver, while the body felt warm. trying very hard to juggle all the things around it with a pair of shivery hands. (*Shiver Shiver*)

Battle today was not as bad as it imagine. Unpredictable Prof did not give TOO Stunning-Attacks. (or maybe because "it" has already experienced the worst, so not as stunned as previous encounters) But all the attacks need endurance to defense. SOOO TEDIOUS argh! It had barely enough time to complete the battle.

But not everything was as smooth as you think. EEY AIJ HOP realised it misinterpreted an attack (after everything ended of course), and therefore wrong response was given... SOBZ SOBZ :(

Hmm... that was sad, because that is supposed to be a simple one. TOO BAD... Only itself to blame for being careless (for the Nth time, in donkey years) The one-eye-paste-stamp syndrome never seem to be cured... and I promise I hate AIJ HOP for that. I suppose the one-eye-paste-stamp illness is so complicated that no known cure are available for it to date. Till the syndrome disappear one day, I can only pray for EEY AIJ HOP that it doesnt recur again (or at least not so often).

Got Double Dose SHOCKED

Battle Field -- Level 4 -- Stage 2 -- Kena SHOCKED

Today EEY AIJ HOP had a second battle. Battle of the Environment and sinful human. "It" got quite freaked out before the battle cos there s so much martial arts manual to read and MEMORISE! and memorising is definitely not its forte. But fortunately, seem like "THE FORCE" did stayed with it for today. the opponent wasnt strong. so most ppl manage to defeat it with relative ease (at least compared to the previous Mr.Nice-but-no-longer and Mr.Evil-forever, and up coming evil monsters).

Anyway... that is not the main story of todays news report on The Battle Field. The side story is.... EEY AIJ HOP got double dose of SHOCKED. and as mentioned, this battle involves alot of memorising... shocking is definitely not good for memorising work. the story goes like this...

1st Dose -- Mild Dose:

Middle of the night, while it was memorising the thick stack of manuals... it's roomie started mumbling ALIEN language. I promise it is a non-terrestrial language. (must be extra terrestrial!!!).

it goes like this... &(@#&#)@^$&amp;^%*(;amp;@*#)!p;amp;*(@)))*#^#!!$^#Y#*$%($%#)(@(@&)!_!!(@))#$^$(%)<>?*^(^*()(*&^>

GRRR~~~~ Scared EEY AIJ HOP decided to be brave and stopped the roomie from continuing... using its highly intelligent IQ and random response ability, it spoke... "erm... u can off the lights if u want." Luckily... that REALLY stopped the alien language.
GRRR~~~ shock-ked~

2nd Dose -- Heavy Dose:

In the midst of final preparation for battle in the afternoon... it was all FOCUS trying to remember everything. The room was quiet.... and suddenly BANG!!!!! ARGHHH!!!!!

EEY AIJ HOP was SHOCK-KED again... this time much more shocked than the 1st time. Before it knows... the weird roomie started JUMPING UP & DOWN behind. SHOCK-KED + PUZZLED... it decide to ignore her.

Anyway, if u are curious what happened... she got herself her job for the holiday. So when she saw the email (i think), there comes the LOUD BANG, followed by ARGH!!!! (argh for quite long...) then "I GOT THE JOB!!!!" (and finally followed by "it" shocked face)



From past experimental results have tells us that knowledge has extremely low affinity for the brain. Any turbulent or change in surrounding conditions (temperature, pressure, pH, stress level, velocity etc etc...) will cause a irreversible detachment of these knowledge particles from the brain. So... It decided that... if it cannot win the Battle... it will be the roomie's fault. For the double dose shock has intrigue memory lost.

End note: Although I know that EEY AIJ HOP's roomie will be reading this, But as a PROFESSIONAL reporter for the Battle Field... Nothing Shall be Hidden, The Truth Shall be Uncovered, In the Name of Sun and Moon Shall Vow.

Midst of Battle

Battle Field -- Level 4 -- Stage 1

Minute-Peanut-Puny-Micro-Nano-Brain-EEY AIJ HOP had a battle today... and it* can still see the blood oozing from its wounds. The opponent today is combine force from the Mr. Nice-but-no-longer and Mr. Evil-forever. Not enough to make it die... but badly injured.

How disappointing.... Mr.Nice is no longer nice. That truly reflect my 嘉仪名言: 没有Prof是好人! No matter what... sooner of later... the nice one will be overtaken by the dark forces. before you know it, they ll be wearing all black and breathing like Darth Vader. (*Breath-in Breath-out*).

Picture from www.rabittooth.com

Anyway... me is real busy now... no time to get snip shots of battle into Wu Liao series. will only do that when i am free-er. after all the nightmare most probably.
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH ME~ (*pray pray*)

End note
* Because i dunnoe EEY AIJ HOP is a male or a female or something else... so i decided to call it "it" for the time being. hahha