Today EEY AIJ HOP had a second battle. Battle of the Environment and sinful human. "It" got quite freaked out before the battle cos there s so much martial arts manual to read and MEMORISE! and memorising is definitely not its forte. But fortunately, seem like "THE FORCE" did stayed with it for today. the opponent wasnt strong. so most ppl manage to defeat it with relative ease (at least compared to the previous Mr.Nice-but-no-longer and Mr.Evil-forever, and up coming evil monsters).
Anyway... that is not the main story of todays news report on The Battle Field. The side story is.... EEY AIJ HOP got double dose of SHOCKED. and as mentioned, this battle involves alot of memorising... shocking is definitely not good for memorising work. the story goes like this...
1st Dose -- Mild Dose:
Middle of the night, while it was memorising the thick stack of manuals... it's roomie started mumbling ALIEN language. I promise it is a non-terrestrial language. (must be extra terrestrial!!!).
it goes like this... &(@#&#)@^$&^%*(;amp;@*#)!p;amp;*(@)))*#^#!!$^#Y#*$%($%#)(@(@&)!_!!(@))#$^$(%)<>?*^(^*()(*&^>
GRRR~~~~ Scared EEY AIJ HOP decided to be brave and stopped the roomie from continuing... using its highly intelligent IQ and random response ability, it spoke... "erm... u can off the lights if u want." Luckily... that REALLY stopped the alien language.
GRRR~~~ shock-ked~
2nd Dose -- Heavy Dose:
In the midst of final preparation for battle in the afternoon... it was all FOCUS trying to remember everything. The room was quiet.... and suddenly BANG!!!!! ARGHHH!!!!!
EEY AIJ HOP was SHOCK-KED again... this time much more shocked than the 1st time. Before it knows... the weird roomie started JUMPING UP & DOWN behind. SHOCK-KED + PUZZLED... it decide to ignore her.
Anyway, if u are curious what happened... she got herself her job for the holiday. So when she saw the email (i think), there comes the LOUD BANG, followed by ARGH!!!! (argh for quite long...) then "I GOT THE JOB!!!!" (and finally followed by "it" shocked face)
From past experimental results have tells us that knowledge has extremely low affinity for the brain. Any turbulent or change in surrounding conditions (temperature, pressure, pH, stress level, velocity etc etc...) will cause a irreversible detachment of these knowledge particles from the brain. So... It decided that... if it cannot win the Battle... it will be the roomie's fault. For the double dose shock has intrigue memory lost.
End note: Although I know that EEY AIJ HOP's roomie will be reading this, But as a PROFESSIONAL reporter for the Battle Field... Nothing Shall be Hidden, The Truth Shall be Uncovered, In the Name of Sun and Moon Shall Vow.
6 comments:
Hahaha... So hilarious ah... I almost got a muscle cramp on my face when I saw the cute cartoon and read the battlefield news report.
Maybe next time can wear earplugs b4 memorizing, to reduce the impact of shock waves sent from alien spaceship landed in ur room.. Erm, the earplug-technique works quite well, I tried it b4. Probably EEY AIJ HOP can give it a try..
Suppie
yoz suppie! hahha...
yea... i ll let EEY AIJ HOP knows. then it can try. hahha!
jiayee
Hey dear... You are very free ah? Got time to draw the cartoons. But I do enjoy reading these series la... LOL! Cos the way you put it, is always quite humourous. :-) Ok, hope you dont get any more shocks! Ganbate for exam.
oh~ thank you for supporting the new Battle Field series. sometimes i wonder only myself understand the cartoon. hahah.
hmm... free ar... after the paper abit brain dead, cant seem to study ma, so draw lo. hahha. and actually it dun take that long to draw. i m getting faster le. haha!
3 more papers to go!!!! JIA YOU ARGH!!!!
and YOU! have fun touring ok! if u tell me not fun i ll bite u. hahha!
jiayee
Ops... I thought you used to roar only? Now switch to bite? Then I must beware wor.
hahha... yea. i might bite now. make sure u have fun yea. when u come back i ll interrogate u with all the details of ur trip. ahahha!
jiayee
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